Master of Disaster
And the ground begins to quake and shiver underneath the ground of the tower and the runes on it begin to shine and shimmer.
The tower itself begins to get taller and wider as it splits and shimmers dark appendages grow like tendrils, dozens of them


Altair Hadarmas

"...Shit. I don't know if I can eat that."

And Charles takes his first try at the Gauntlet :

Charles gets past the swinging platform, the shitting board and the hititng balls and onto the next bridge, with on 2 hits on his person thust far.

Bill's response to Evander's Woman troubles:

Bill: "Oh-- is she ill then? Or in labor?" Faintly alarmed for the man, though whether its the thought of a sick wife or the thought of a pregnant woman which most alarms her is not clear."

Evander: "I am not sure what is wrong with her...some entitiy has taken control of her body and left while I was busy helping others."

Bill: "Oh. She is pregnant then?"

More Woman Troubles!

Dev continues to eat his apple in silence deciding he had already read one exploding rune today...he really wasn't eager to read another.

Bill

Tue, 08:05:26 PM OH yeah. he totally has that holier than thou thing going on now. Bill takes an edging step slightly in front of Antiny, and stands fast and ready, just in case the red eyed lady belches FIRE and DAMNATION anywhere.
Because sometimes women do that.

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even if it is hard to make out in the night...and their forms start to melt away into a monsterous humaniod for

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With one big center eye in their face, a massive mouth with four barb fangs like a big worm in their chest and two big bone sycthes for hands

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They are closing in on teh party from all sides..Zythus is the first to notice

Zythus Tahllyn
Zythus swears in Illuskan.. because apparently elven just doesn't have enough choice words for this.


((See? There is a use for all those funky languages after all.))

The party having encountered an elder red dragon, ridden by the wife of one of the party members:


Sir Garland Waynwood: "Well said, Ser Evander. Perhaps one of us should offer a battle of champions for Lady Kethean's body? I will volunteer!"

And when the gnomes jump over the edge of a cliff in fear as the dragon swoops over them, unnoticing...

Sir Garland Waynwood: "Garland remains standing tall as the dragon flies over, a bit of tears coming to his eyes. He doesn't notice the gnomes rushing toward the lava pit, though, it would go to show that gnomes are indeed descended from lemmings."

Castle Ward
"In the previous case I witnessed, my patient began exhibiting other features beyond just scales. He eventually grew talons and even wings. It made life for him very difficult because he was frequently mistaken for a demon. But other than social awkwardness it didn't cause him any harm."

Charles Staffson
Chalres pondered to himself that social awkwardness would not be a new problem to Ibi as she has had such a problem before when she got here to water deep.

An evening at The Three Stars ((decisions decisions...))

Roanna
Roanna just stares at the long list of drinks offered, but other than the dwarven spirits and the elven wines, she'd never even heard of most of them and she can't quite decide if she wants to drown her sorrows or make herself giggly happy enough to forget for a time. (and there's always the joy that not much distracts one like a "good" hangover)

Talinor of Lathander
*Tal skipped his way to the bar, after briefly being stopped and talking with a few of the regulars. He smiles brightly to all there*

Tahiri Aliev
"And what'll it be today, Tal?"

Roanna
A moment of normal thinking invades the overhanging gloom, and Roanna raises an eyebrow at skipping mister twinkly at the bar, and considers trying to find out what HE'S drinking instead of negotiating the intoxicating sea unguided.

How to take a hungry elf into custody:



Marek Sat, 05:06:01 PM
11|24.148.76.142
"The...just come along. By the Gods.." he says before shouting, "SOMEONE BUY THE ELF A DAMN FISH SO WE CAN GO!"

Sir Luven Skatterhawk is trying to protect a cat from being eaten by the hungry half orc...

Charles Staffson
Charles blinks as Luvan jst chucnks the cat.

kitty cat
The cat, caught unawares, gets unceremoniously tossed out of the area. *raaaYYYRRRRR?!?!?!*






(( The unexpected dangers of wildshape...))

Isaac Glass

"We? You mean you will be coming along then?" he scratched at his chin, giving the area a look-around "Sounds more like the person you are looking for needs to be large, loud, and able to benchpress an ox wagon. Unless you can move quieter then you seem?"


Varimar the Howler

"We need one of those too." He nodded. "You don't think I have what it takes to slaughter a few fools?" He huffed, looking offended. "I take that as a personal insult." He hawked up and spit on Isaac's shoes.


Isaac Glass

"Oh don't get me wrong." he raised a hand apologetically [is that even a word? xD] "but I mean, I'm sure you didn't tell me all this because you needed cannon fodder, you obviously need someone reasonably good at not being seen..." he pauses recalling being spotted climbing down the wall and added ."you know....when he WANTS to.."



Varimar the Howler

Isaac would notice, that after a moment, his shoe was on fire. Varimar belched. "Ooops... sorry. Too much spiced rum."



Isaac Glass

"Gah!" and so proceeded the occasionally subtle thief to demonstrate his inability to dance as he swatted at the flaming shoes. "Are you crazy?!"

When Good water rescues go Bad...

Varimar the Howler: Varimar jumps in the water, sighing as he does so. He grabs Conner like his wife. "Damnit Conny."

Matron Mother Rose : (ZOMG. He WHATS to connor?? Where does he grab him???!??)

Connor McCullen
Connor suddenly being grabbed doesn't know what to think... but he knows he's not Conny... "What the hell" he says before being knocked off his perch and back under water...

...Said to Talinor of Lathander (Joe's shiny priest) in the Grinning Lion...

Shevarra Moonfall
Sat, 07:42:35 PM
"You do know you're supposed to heal blindness, not cause it." Giving the priest a quick grin.